I got this sparkle-thon toy from Eden Fantasys, here are my thoughts!
This toy sports a G-spot curved shaft with textured head, independent controls for shaft rotation and vibration, and (always required in my book), it’s waterproof.
All that said, I was not thrilled with this product.
When I got took this toy out of the packaging, it smelled exactly like nail polish remover, which was unappealing, at best. So then I let it ‘air out’ in my closet. It took two or three weeks for it not to smell like chemicals anymore, and therefore for me to be willing to test it out.
Things I didn’t like:
-There is no universal on/off switch, just the individual controls for shaft and clitoral stimulation. Personally, when I’m done, I’m DONE, and I want it OFF. This is the first toy I’ve ever had that didn’t have an OFF button, so I had never thought about it before, but wow, yeah. I need a toy turn all-together off when I’m done, as opposed to this one, where you have to manually click down each part.
-While I normally like this material (the squishy kind?), with this product I found it…erm…not quite firm enough and a little too bendy.
-The g-spot stimulator thingy, which is textured, is sort of like a travel hairbrush or something. It actually feels quite good inside, but it’s sort of overly nubbed when you’re inserting it, and it makes it not ideal for any kind of thrusting; more of a hold still toy. Also I found it to be more of a pain in the ass to clean.
So, all that said, I used it and I was able to orgasm with it, which I guess is the most important barometer of toy-efficacy, but if I was going to buy one rabbit vibrator, this would not be it. However in the past I’ve also reviewed the Twist n’ Shout and the Symphony Sonata (reviews here and here), and I loved them both. Get a rabbit vibrator! They are my FAVORITE. Just maybe not this one?
Rotating G-Spot Vibrator, $38.34 at Eden Fantasys
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Eden Fantasys provided me with this sex toy free of charge for review purposes, however I was not compensated financially. My opinion is my own.
-XOXO Grace
Those FANTABULOUS people over at Eden Fantasys - sellers of some of the best Sex Toys and lingerie on the market – have done it again! Made Holly a happy happy girl…in more ways than one.
When they asked me what I might be interested in reviewing this time, I knew EXACTLY what I had in mind. You see, sometimes the need for a little….relief?…..fun?…..in the office becomes necessary. Which trust me is NOT easy to do when your office is completely visible. I was in need of something discreet. But POWERFUL. And also quiet…..because the last thing I need is for the boss to walk in and ask WHY my computer is making that funny sound. Before you know it the Polish IT guy will be called in and he’ll yell at me (in Polish I might add) because I can’t make the computer replicate the sound.
From The Eden Fantasys Site:
With Discretion™, the name says it all. This is a highly discreet, private vibrator. If the contents of your purse were to spill out on the floor, nobody would suspect that this stylish compact were anything but that.Nestled inside of this compact, you will find a micro bullet with a 36″ retractable cord and power controls.The Micro Bullet is extremely quiet, and highly powerful. With 3 speeds (Low, Medium and High) you will be able to dial in to your supreme level of ecstasy quite easily. The speed control is a simple switch that you slide from off, to Low, to Medium and then to high.Next to the speed control is the control for the retractable cord. To extend the cord, simply unwind it and slide it out of the hole. To retract the cord back into place for storage, wind it back up as indicated on the spin-control.The bullet rests comfortable in a holder shaped perfectly for it. To get it out, all you need to do is give a little tug on the piece of ribbon that is attached underneath it to pop it out.And this really is a working compact with a real mirror. Perfect for touch-ups or “look-sees” to make sure you are looking as perfectly beautiful as you are. To open the compact, simply press the button on the front of it to release the lid and open it.
The DISCRETION while in the form of a compact would be more believable if “California Exotics” wasn’t printed across the cover. Still? At first glance it could pass for a non-adult toy related item. I was a little intimidated by the wires and buttons at first…a vibrator seems much easier in comparison….but I’m nothing if not determined. The opportunity arose for me to test the little device out. It certainly did the job – the bullet was powerful enough to bring a quick orgasm. I don’t think this would be as effective if you are not already turned on…unless you have an unlimited amount of time. This toy though? Is going to come in very handy.
And you can thank the FTC for the following…..
Disclaimer: Eden Fantasys provided me with this product free of charge. I was not otherwise compensated for this review, which contains my honest opinion.
